I silently mouth 'what the fuck?' at least 20 times a day. That's the damn truth! And people say I don't swear. Just because it's not out loud.
Best ultrasound picture ever. Look, they're expecting a baby. and a cat. Omg about died laughing!
That's why we can't have nice photos. XD Why can't we have nice things?
The 10 Best SNL Crack-Ups Need cheering up? Watch this stuff, I was in tears laughing so hard, I love it when the cast can't hold it together!
Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true
Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life. Remind you of someone?
The grandma from tv sitcom "The Nanny" Original Swag
There's a difference between a wedding and a marriage. Too many women want the dream of being the princess bride, the center of attention at the wedding, and the big party afterwards. Marriage isn't one day - it is a commitment!
Life isn't a fairy tale. I you lose a shoe at midnight, you might wanna slow down on the tequila.