Me as a Parent Son: Mommy, I can't sleep. There's a monster in my closet. Me: That's silly, there's no mons- OH LAWD, IT'S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

Me as a Parent Son: Mommy, I can't sleep. There's a monster in my closet. Me: That's silly, there's no mons- OH LAWD, IT'S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

We were just friends. I honestly didn't think being friends would hurt you. There's no connection going on between us. I just wanted to hang out with a friend. I'm sorry.

We were just friends. I honestly didn't think being friends would hurt you. There's no connection going on between us. I just wanted to hang out with a friend. I'm sorry.

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