I couldn't even tell you my own.
Poor placement, but hilarious
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I know of a few ppl this could apply to lol
I stay fat so I don't have to worry about being kidnapped for the sex trade when I travel abroad.
Don't blame me for your shitty life. I warned you Karma would be wearing stilettos when she came back around to kick your ass.
This is so true of me...
Happens all the time....